You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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