See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm bleeding and have questions
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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