her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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