I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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