Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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