I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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