Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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