Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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