I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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