well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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