Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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