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(248): View more from Michigan

Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

(312): View more from Illinois

It's worth it.

(248): View more from Michigan

How worth it?

(312): View more from Illinois

Back door worth it

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(805): View more from California

Soap is not a condiment

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(858): View more from California

sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?

(818): View more from California

No. He thinks you're slutty.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"

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(563): View more from Iowa

you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(718): View more from New York

Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.

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(281): View more from Texas

I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot

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