love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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