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(951): View more from California

I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.

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(254): View more from Texas

It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad

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(630): View more from Illinois

Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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(805): View more from California

you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone

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