I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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