Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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