I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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