Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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