yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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