I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.