He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Lo siento on account of my penis...