I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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