i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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