lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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