shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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