whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You almost got us killed.
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