lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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