The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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