if you like me you must not know who I am
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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