If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
where am i from again
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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