If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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