If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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