babies were throwing up all over the place
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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