yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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