I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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