Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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