I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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