Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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