My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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