That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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