Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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bring money and cleavage
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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