just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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