ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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