You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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