What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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