I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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