wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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