areolas are like halos for boobs.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize