So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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