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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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