I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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