holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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