What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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