Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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