I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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