This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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