Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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