Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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