Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
