Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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