The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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