she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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