They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Damn victory sex feels great
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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